Reality Punks
Reality Punks is for lovers (of anarchtea ᵕ̈𖤐).
Every week - reality TV junkies and sad song enthusiasts Monique & Eric Reavey explore what it looks like to consciously consume trash. If you ever Wikipedia while watching, or rage against the screen - your ears have found a home.
Episodes
28 episodes
How Greek Theater Begat Bravo & Below Deck Spawns The Munchies
On this episode, we explore the world of Greek Tragedy - and find it’s formula more interlinked to the Bravoverse than we ever imagined - Angie K was on to something...We ask ourselves: why does Below Deck and Top Chef give us the...
Craig GPT, WanderLAME & Undeserved Dylan Efron Edits
1/2 OF US ARE STILL WINTERLY DEPRESSED, BUT WE'RE BACK ᵕ̈𖤐On this episode, we explore the literal insanity that is Craig Conover using ChatGPT as a therapist (like, it’s scary y’all). We are saddened to report on Wanderlame’s introductio...
4 Shows in 40 Mins + Will Yip's bout that Business
This week on The Breakdown, we’re discussing the Mother’s Day phone call heard around Greece on the latest RHOSLC, talking about the music excitement that is Grammy Nominated Producer Will Yip and wondering what th...
A Shift Change at Sur & Craig Conover Causes a Stir
This week on The Breakdown, we’re starting with A New Shift at Sur and giving our a TLDRs about Southern Charm, RHOP and RHOSLC after a two week break.Plus: Monique caught a DJ Meredith Marks set here...
Stacey's Iconic Finger & Planegate Lingers
This week on The Breakdown, we’re devolving in a mercurial nature as we wrap up RHOSLC's Planegate and watch Kei take more Ls. Plus: Pissgate has caused Eric to finally watch SLOMW, yay!...
Southern Charm Premiere & High Body Count Hair
This week on The Breakdown, we’re so sick, infected with what we caught at Warped Tour. But still we rise. We’re talking, Warped Tour Orlando, BravoCon announcements, Real Housewives and Southern Charm.Your friends...
RHOP's Two Dark Clouds & in RHOSLC Three’s NOT a Crowd?
This week on The Breakdown, we’re still feeling confused about Angel Massie, we’re split on Meredith Marks, and excited about Vampire weekend’s Chris Baio’s debut into the Bravoverse. Plus: we hear a sp...
Salt Lake Rifts & Weatherbox Riffs
This week on The Breakdown, we’re pumped to chat about the newest cast of WeHo hotties, of course we have our thoughts on the latest SLC and Potomac EPs, and we’re feeling anything but bad weather about the new release...
Yachts 'N WAGs
Today we’re feeling wet, wild and thirsty like Britani Bateman, and petty like Haley Williams (against DJT and Morgan Wallen, NOT Taylor York y’all). Plus: we chat about the Queen of Halloween in the Berkshir...
RHOP's Beef Seeking Missile & A Fart You Can't Sweat Out
This week on The Breakdown, we’re talking about the beef seeking missile in Potomac (Keiarna Stewart), the downfall of a beloved Barlow, and the music excitement we can’t sweat out - that is Panic! at the Disco
Potomac Plunders, Balmy Miami "Bombshells" and Youth Eternal
This week on The Breakdown, we’re wondering what’s in the (allegedly) felonious Potomac waters, what’s REALLY the most expensive zip code in Utah, and why it took so long for a certain someone in jail to mee...
Fresh Wolf, Sour Breath & Heaven Boycotts - Oh My!
This week on The Breakdown, we’re not feeling dismissed from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City drama, we’re drowning in fun that is Below Deck Med and the lies of housewives from the coasts of Miami to Potom...
Big Brother 27: The Finale That Gagged a Nation
This week on The Breakdown, we’re sorry that we’re not sorry to be excited about the winner of Big Brother 27, it’s a finale recap episode!Plus: on a recent episode of WWHL, we learn a certain Vanderpump girlie<...
The Epic Bronwyn Beatdown ⛵️🪭
This week on The Breakdown, we’re ranking one of our least fave’s worst moves in BB27 (Vinny The Lip), talking about the Music Excitement that is collabs and fawning over Bronwyn Newport’s epic reads on the latest RHOS...
In RHOSLC We Trust 🫡
This week on The Breakdown, it’s Mormon’s Gone Wild! We chat the RHOSLC premiere and WHO TF is the newest Bachelorette?Plus…Monique made the most grave mistake of her life in last week’s episode, vows to mak...
Rachel Reilly's Departure was no Dan's Funeral
This week on The Breakdown, we’re beating hearts baby over the White Locust Twist on Big Brother (more like White...No..Sis!) - and letting the rage fuel us into the music excitement that is La Dispute's new NOWDTC masterpiec...
Big Brother’s Cheatmance of the Century?
This week on The Breakdown, we’re chatting about Big Brother Season 27 & the oddities within 🫂, got into an argument about music excitement that is The Click Five 🕴🕴🕴, and TBH feeling like a desperate housewife attemp...
Love Island Reunion's Wildest Moments
This week on The Breakdown, we’re obviously talking about the wildest moments of the Love Island U.S.A. Reunion - the good, the bad, and the ugly (Austin’s outfit). Your friends and family might think th...
Jax Finally Leaves Us Alone & Hayley (Uses Free Will)iams
This week on The Breakdown, we’re chatting about the music excitement that is Hayley Nicole Williams we’re discussing Jax Taylor’s much needed departure from Bravo and sharing our undying and neverending love for the undy...
Emo Bands Standing Up to the Man
This week on The Breakdown, we’re seriously crashing out because we live in America 🇺🇸😩, but are grateful for the bands that are using their voice ✊🏾and we’re taking a walk down memory lane to get excite about the albums being released...
The Bermuda Triangle’s Got Nothing on the Below Deck Love Triangles
This week on The Breakdown, we’re going low - we need a life raft to stay afloat of the love triangles happening on the latest season of Below Deck (S12) 🛳️ we’re feeling low about the passing of our beloved prince of darkness <...
JaNa & Kenny Split, TBS & Fred Un-split, Drag Race Finale Flops, BB27 Creates Icons
This week on The Breakdown, we’re taking back some Big Brother S27 hot takes 🔎, talking about the music excitement factory that is Taking Back Sunday 🎸and going back to Love Island Season 6’s c...
Love Island Family Feels & Finale, The Format Reunion, Big Brother S27 Premiere & Bravo Fame Games
This week on The Breakdown, we’re spiraling into our post-villa depression as Love Island USA Season 7 wraps with family visits, questionable chemistry, and one final twist of delusion. 🏝️💔We also break down The Format...
Love Island’s Heart Rate Fallout, Bravo Blame Games & the Simple Plan Glow-Up
This week on The Breakdown, the Love Island USA Heart Rate Challenge is giving us more than just sexy dances, it’s exposing some serious double standards, and yes guys, we’re dragging Huda on this one. 🏝️💋...
Love Island List of Demands, The Return of MCS & Bravo’s Pettiest Feud Yet
This week on The Breakdown, we’re petitioning for improvements in the Love Island USA villa. 🏝️✍️We also celebrate the surprise return of Motion City Soundtrack (Emo revival energy activated), and dive into the rising tension between Guerdy...
